On the Wrath of God
or, Jane and Lizzy's Fun With English

The principle parts of smite (what God does to you when He's mad):

You already know that smote is the past tense of smite.
Smore: God smote you a whole lot.
Smiter: what God does to a bishop He's mad at.
Smelted: God was so mad, he made you smell like fish.
Sminted: you've been turned into a coin.
Smitten: you suddenly have really warm hands.

We're convinced that the cafeteria has put something in our food.