Jane's Hell

People who haven't read any Jane Austin
Circle I Limbo

DMV Employees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

CogMeat
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

OCP Employees
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Liturgists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Whoever designed the showers in this dorm
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Heretics
Circle VII Burning Sands

Irregular verbs
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Relativists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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