Lizzy and I decided last night that there is a new counting system. One, three, six, two, five, one, four, five, one, seven, one. Five and seven can change places, if they want to. Four and two can change places, and one can come anywhere you darn well please and as many times as you wish. How does that sound?

If you don't like the idea of this way of counting, I would not advise being a music major.

I iii vi ii V I Ahhh!

On that chord, I think I'll go do my theory homework. Anyone for a Picardy 3rd or a Neapolitan 6th? (Am I the only one who thinks these sound like alcoholic beverages?)