09 February 2006


Inspired by Romy's "conversations," I offer you the following, from my religion class yesterday:

A sound like "reeeeeeeeahhhhhhooooo," very high-pitched, echoes down the hallway.

Students 1 and 2 exchange a puzzled look.

Student 1: The dolphins are loose again.

Student 2: It happens sometimes.

1: They just never stay where they're put, you know?

2: Well, it's all right as long as they don't start singing "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish." Because if they do, we're in trouble.

1: I haven't seen that movie in so long! (pause) Oh cr*p. Now I've got that song stuck in my head.

2: I could provide you with a more annoying one if you like.

1: Um, no thanks.

2: Cheers! (Raises a cup of tea in salute.)

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