Professorial Wisdom

"I'm a peanut-butterist." --Dr. Clayton

"You need to think about your Cartesian ghosty-thing." --Dr. Clayton

"The watches are reproducing themselves!" --Dr. Clayton

"I'm hooked on styrofoam."--Prof. Thompson

"Chapters 11 and 12 are the hinge on which John's Gospel swings. I should have brought some Glenn Miller to play at this point." --Prof. Thompson

"If it's a neuter king, we're in trouble." --Fr. Krall

"It's nice to see something sticks to the Velcro of your mind." --Fr. Krall

"Less Russian...more Irish." --Dr. Spittal

Based on that, I bet you can guess what they teach.