I observed this exchange in my Facebook feed today (names redacted):
Proud Dad: Little Girl: "I'm baptizing him (pointing to a stuffed animal). "He's not a little heathen anymore."
Friend Dad: Little Boy is still available for early betrothal if Little Girl doesn't end up at a convent.
Proud Dad: I might be able to scrounge together some used books as a dowry.
Friend Dad: That should be sufficient.
I am so pleased to know people like this!