Giant Moths

Allepsalite is a Giant Moth that eats Rocks, emits Ultrasonic Screams and Clouds of Inky Smoke, is in League with Dark Forces, and dislikes Modern Architecture.

Haugen and Haas is a Giant Moth that kidnaps Blonde Women, Stomps Around a Lot, can Leap Great Distances, and is Blind.

Ha! Allepsalite wins!

Thanks to Lauren for the surreal link.