Heard recently:

"You'd better keep Jane away from Morihiko. If he sees her, he'll fall in love with her feet." --Liz, symphony violinist

"Hypomixolydian sounds like what happens when modes inbreed." --Kevin, music history prof.

A conversation in orchestration class:
Fr. Waters: "Why did God allow transposing instruments?"
Me: "Maybe He plans to bring greater good out of that evil later."
Rajiv: "What good could possibly come out of transposing instruments?"
Fr. Waters: "People tend to pray more when writing parts for them."

"It's pure Jesus-logic." --Fr. Spitzer

"He touched a pig? Now he's got pigness on him forever!" --Fr. Spitzer